Are Rainbows Gay?

We bought several packets of sweets from Tesco. This was the high/low light. RAINBOW BELTS. After opening them we thought they looked very gay.

We will not go into the gay symbolism of the homosexual/rainbow link. Instead, we conducted our own small non-scientific experiment,  we call it RAINBOW MACHO MACHO MAN.

RAINBOW MACHO MACHO MAN

We had our camera ready to record our results.  We wondered, if by association these rainbow laces can make things look gay/gayer. Constant thoughts of ours can be dull, however like KD Lang we were constantly craving some answers. We thought more over tea and decided to (also) call it DO RAINBOWS MAKE MASCULINE OBJECTS LOOK GAY?

DO RAINBOWS MAKE MASCULINE OBJECTS LOOK GAY? 

Our exhaustive experiment consisted of wrapping the sweet (See above pic) around various masculine items. We took pictures of each. Our experiment. Ta-Dah!!

Above our first masculine items were a HAMMER and a LIGHT-BULB. Fancy we know. We continued.

Our items this time were VEHICLE BODY ADHESIVE SPRAY and a KNIFE. As we look again, this is actually a FISH KNIFE or BONING KNIFE. This could affect our conclusion.

CONCLUSION

Rainbows DO make people (men) gay.

             

THE HEAT IS ON!

Indeed the HEAT is on. By HEAT we mean STREET. What is on that street? Masses of 'trash' left after Pride
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We could be from the late 70s, as at the time crisp packets & chewing gum wrappers drilled it into children (but unlike another 70s children driller, this was a good thing).
Generally now we DO NOT LITTER

We  Look back at the picture. Do you see? That's right it is GAY RUBBISH left by...RUBBISH GAYS.

To recap RUBBISH GAYS = GAY RUBBISH

We thank you

TIME ON HANDS PRODUCES PRIDE (f)ART

OK, as we are loose or at loose end at the moment and it IS WIGAN PRIDE shortly, we has STILL been working on PROUD images. Here's the 1st:-

TOP OF WIGAN TOWN CENTRE 

We were more pleased with this 2nd one:-

OLD WIGAN PIER PICTURE

We thank you.

Wigan...PRIDE??

OK it seems since we have been away being a gay is definitely in fashion. As such we have created a souvenir postcard!!

We Have Moved

Physically we have moved. From Manchesterford (Hulme) to WIGAN. From there in 3rd floor, we are now at the top floor of (assigned name) Rubbish Towers

The above picture is a sample of our penthouse view. I know using the word 'penthouse' makes it sound 80's & erotic. Good, because it is.

Sounds decadent, Heaven 17-ish. doesn't it? Well it is ritzy! Unfortunately it IS in Wigan. As Heaven 17 "Uptown in the penthouse, downstairs with the mob" How true as we are often uptown. Sometimes we even join the 'mob', the everyday folk. This rubbish occurs with the hoy-paloy as there are 2 McDonalds with walking distance.

Do NOT judge us, if so we will roll our eyes & shrug.

Forget old wives tales as in Wigan it rains MORE than damp Manchester. Just glance at the above. If you see, we don't have to continue with weather reports. We have been here a short while (9 months in fact) & NO we haven't been sent pregnant out-of-town to have a baby avoiding scandal.